Monthly Archives: August 2007

Dead Rising

Dear Life,

After a great deal of contemplation, I have decided to issue this one, final challenge:  I will crush you, without mercy or hesitation.  Everything I am, everything I know, shall be used for the cause of breaking you.  The seemingly impossible nature of this challenge no longer matters to me.  My only wish, my one joy, is to dance this cursed dance for all time.

For those of you who are somewhat concerned, I do not intend to go on a killing rampage nor am I suicidal, thank you.  This may seem unusual, but this is how I solve my problems.  I vainly shake my fist against life itself in a bid to motivate myself into a frenzy, much like hockey fans watching television.